First Ever Ladies Club at Emily's Place Huge Success

Associated Press (AP) - In a move that may signal the end of boredom for dozens of ladies in the Madison, WI area, Emily Miller of 123 N. Blount Street held the much anticipated inaugural Ladies Club event.

Several bargaining efforts had been attempted by the individual members in previous years to "not have a boring winter", but little change in the situation had been seen, mostly due to the aforementioned members being "too busy with life and stuff."
Last night's developments were hailed as a positive step in the right direction, as indicated by member Kelly O'Loughlin's statement of having had "a blast."