Food and Wine 2008 Pictures Released

Food and Wine show pictures were just released - perhaps were being held by the police for evidence of who stole all those Stella Artois glasses? Anyone?



Also, I just wanted you all to know that I saw snow today. It is snowing right now, as a matter of fact. And THAT is part of the reason why it is really difficult to dress slutty for Halloween. I'll list the main reasons for you here:

1. Dressing slutty usually requires a lot of skin showing, but with this weather, you get quite chilly wearing a scanty outfit.
2. The high heels required as part of such an outfit make your feet hurt obviously, but taking the offending footwear off has its own downfalls because
1. you have to carry the damn things, and if you're drunk you will undoubtedly forget them in some random bathroom, and then you'll have NO shoes at all
   
2. if you're on State Street you will probably step on broken glass or in puke
3. when you're dancing, some drunk douchebag will step all over your defenseless little toes
   
3. This is the worst one for me. For some reason, when I'm dressed in such a manner and am inebriated, I tend to want to flash my boobs. I DO NOT KNOW WHY. You can imagine what kind of regret-able mishaps this can lead to (think digital camera + internet...). Fortunately no digital archives of my breasticles have been captured (I think), but it is only a matter of time and opportunity.
   

For the reasons stated above, I declare that I will dress not very sexy this Halloween. Until Friday rolls around and I have to put together a costume, and the only thing around the house is Ho-made. Ugh.